Been so long!

Apologies to my massive fanbase (*coughofthree*cough). I do realize it's been quite some time since I've posted anything to my blog. There are several excuses I could offer as to why I have not, but why don't we go with this:

I've been spending the last two weeks weeping into my pillow because, alas, I will be unable to attend The Time Traveler Convention.

This is a sad day for me, fanbase. For at 10 pm EDT, I will not be at

East Campus Courtyard, MIT
3 Ames St. Cambridge, MA 02142
42:21:36.025°N, 71:05:16.332°W
(42.360007,-071.087870 in decimal degrees)

I will instead be weeping into my pillow because I am not at the Time Traveler's Convention. Unless someone happens to invent a time traveling device in my lifetime, and a future version of me uses the time traveling device to attend the Time Traveler's Convention, in which case it would be a good thing that I'm not there, because we all now that meeting future/past versions of ourselves can ruin the space-time continuum and destroy the worlds, because so many books and movies have told us it is so. Or maybe a future version of myself (including the one that will be weeping into my pillow) will have the good fortune to fall into a worm hole (how would we get one on earth? Psh, like I know) and end up at the TTC anyway. Hope remains!

So a correction: I will be weeping into my pillow because my present self will not be at the Time Traveler's Convention. A future of myself may very well be. But moi, as I know moi--nope.