My name is Amanda Helms and I'm verbose. And narcissistic, which is why I'm posting lots of my ramblings and supposedly amusing anecdotes here, where the world can see them. And I'm indecisive, since I moved from Colorado to Chicago for the purposes of pursing a graduate degree in creative writing, only to decide after one semester that the debt wasn't worth it, and that I missed "my mountains," and that Colorado is really a much better place to be. See, told you I'm verbose.
